You always said we’d meet again, some day.

Posted: March 19, 2010 in booze, boredom, Calvin, drrrrrunk, Music, Video, weekend
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Friday night blogging FTW!

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My husband is bored. Yet he can’t think of anything he wants to do. I say, “What do you want to do?” He says, “I don’t know, what do you want to do?” I give him a handful of options, he says “nah” to each one of them.

Then… “So… what do you want to do?” Puts me in mind of this:

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Watching VH1 Classic on On Demand. I miss 80’s cheese. And shoulder pads! Also, I love Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark. I do not like, however, how On Demand takes me all the way back out to the main menu when the current video is finished playing. There should be a “play all” option.

I miss the REAL VH1 and MTV of the old days.

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I am presently drinking a Gin and Tonic. Minus the Tonic. Plus 7-Up. With a lime. Dee-lish.

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I opened the back door to let the sunshine and breeze in. Along with the sunshine and breeze, came seventeen bushels of loose, wafting dog hair. I closed the door.

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I could be just publishing all of these vignettes on Twitter. And I have posted some of them, in fact. But not all of you follow me on Twitter (shame shame, know your name), and I really feel that everyone should be getting the benefit of my adorable quirkiness.

(Hush, you).

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I really think Bill should rock one of those fishnet muscle shirts. The drummer for Power Station is pulling it off, Bill totally could too. Why don’t we mention it to him?

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How, exactly, does one “miss me blind”? I mean, I know there is a certain action that one can do that, if done enough, allegedly causes blindness. And I guess if you missed a person whom you had amorous intentions towards, you would perform this act… okay, I guess I just answered my own question.

Also, was ANYONE surprised when he came out? I mean, have you SEEN this video? Many many boys, not so many (like, ONE) girls.

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Bill is buying something from Arizona Gun Runners (a new stock, forend, grip, and buttpad (har!) for his AK). Perhaps I should be concerned? We’ve probably just been put on some sort of government list somewhere. Party at our house when the Apocalypse comes! We’ll be among the last ones standing with our backs against the wall. Maybe Uncle Ted will let us live with him.

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Dude, with the Photoshop skills I have today, I TOTALLY could have made a kick-ass video in 1983. Also, I still dance like that. Some day I shall post a video and show you. I will have to be buzzed. You will be amused. I will be regretful.

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WHAT is Boy George’s fascination with putting geisha girls in his videos? There must be a latinesque term for this kind of obsession. Also, he reminds me of Bea Arthur.

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I just got a wicked craving (?) to play a game of Monopoly. I’m betting we’re one of, like, three families in America that doesn’t currently own it. Not that we didn’t, once. But we don’t now. Still, every now and then when I’m digging around in one of the closets in the kids’ rooms, I come across currency in bright goldenrod.

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Does EVERY male British rock and role band member/lead singer/artist eventually become a “Sir”? I mean, geez, they’re just giving the title away anymore. Also, the British alphabet use goes …Q R S U V W…

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David Bowie: Clinically insane, or certifiably genius? Discuss.

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Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett = WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG. Also? WRONG. RUH-ONG.

In other words, I disagree.

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Refill!

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Fun fact! Bill watched Village of the Damned as a child and had nightmares for years afterwards.

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Billy Idol can curl his lip at me anytime.

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Radio Gaga is my FAVORITE Queen song. I do the hand-clap outstretched arm thing whenever I hear the song. Which is tricky, when you’re driving.

I miss the grandbabies. Radio Gaga was their favorite Queen song, too. We used to put the Live from Wembley DVD on and play that song over and over and Robert and Devlin would dance and do the clap-clap and it was awesome.

Bill got to see Queen live in concert. I’m all kinds of jealous of that.

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You need subtitles to understand Brian Johnson when he’s talking.

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Intergalactic planetary. Planetary intergalactic. (We’ve switched to 90’s videos now. Ha! A robot doing the robot!)

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I wish MST3K was on right now.

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We have a pool table and we never play pool. Maybe we’ve neglected it for long enough that it will become novel again. Perhaps tonight is the night? We have darts, too…

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Bill thinks we need a Jeep. Actually, that would be a lot of fun.

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Pirate Radio!

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There are some HAPPY FRICKIN’ BIRDS outside my front door.

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Salt and vinegar chips have always been my weakness. I’ve never across any better than the Humpty Dumpty brand.

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I LOVE BILL NIGHY.

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(From the movie…) “Nice guy, long hair. Has lots of friends. Doesn’t wear shoes…”
“JESUS!”
“Oh my God, Tiff, you better not have gotten that right…”

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I want a knit hat with a pom-pom on top. The kind my Grandma used to knit for me, that the dog (Tawney! My golden retriever – here, look at this picture) used to pull off my head as she ran alongside me as I rode my sled down the hill in the front yard in (natch) the wintertime.

Purple. With white stripes that have purple hearts in the middle.

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I love Gypsy. She’s so sneaky, sometimes. She came in uninvited (the bedroom door out to the patio is open to let the breeze in) and hung out next to the pool table all, hi! I’m in! Feed me.

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Just ordered Chinese food for dinner. Delivery! Crispy chicken, curry beef, lo mien, fried rice, boneless bbq pork ribs.

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Hey, now, I happen to like rock and roll pornography.

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January Jones is a bitch in a sweetie-pie’s negligee. Well, as Eleanor. With her approximately 6 minutes of on-screen acting in Pirate Radio.

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I wonder why on Earth ponchos ever went out of style.

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Okay, hitting publish.

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Comments
  1. jadesymb says:

    I want to buy Bobby one of those shirts.

    AND I WANT A JEEP. Jeeps are fun!

  2. Taoist Biker says:

    I wouldn’t worry. If you have the AK, you’re already on the govt watch list.

    I was looking at .40’s this weekend. I’d dearly love to have a nice pistol or two, but let’s face it, if I had $500 it would be better spent on musical equipment.

    Also, I heart this post. Weee! I still say we should tandem drunk-blog sometime. We’ll make an appointment. It will be Teh Hystericalz.

  3. Kami-O says:

    Boy George’s obsession with Geisha’s is due to the fact that Geisha’s are prostitutes, Boy was doing the drummer in the band, feeling a bit like a whore… just a guess

  4. Shelli says:

    Davie Bowie = genius.

    Kristen Stewart/Joan Jett = ??? I think I missed something!

    I ♥ Bill Nye. Does that count?

  5. […] I stopped telling stories. Unless I was drunk. Ask me about when I was drunk! Everybody knows drunk people are interesting! And funny! […]

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