Well, the craziness is finally slowing down. A mellow week at work has enabled me to get caught up on a lot of stuff. All of the presents are purchased/delivered/wrapped, all of the food has been purchased (holy SHITFUCK, I had no idea a standing rib roast was so expensive!), and I made a batch of these which are going over EXTREMELY well at work.
I love my family, I really do, but they’re not so much the Eaters of Treats, so it’s either bring it all into work, eat it all myself, or throw it out after a week. Thus, I and my co-workers are getting fattened like offerings to the Holiday Gods.
Tomorrow is going to be a (hopefully) short day, followed by picking up a few last things at the grocery store (beefbrothbeefbrothbeefbroth), then I’ll be making Magic Cookie Bars, and chocolate chip cookies (which, for some reason, I think don’t need to be capitalized). I’ll be making the Baked Potato Soup (capitalized!) on Friday afternoon, and the kids are coming over for dinner at around 7:00. Pray that this prime rib comes out the way it’s supposed to. I don’t think Taco Bell is open on Christmas Day to stand in as a backup meal plan.
Umm… yeah. I, apparently, have absolutely nothing of interest to say. Sorry about that.
In other news, I love “What The Duck”, particularly this one.
Also, I find this commercial to be WAY FRICKIN’ CREEPY:
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