Cats were tortured as a result.
Yes, Oz still does this. I dug around in my old journal archives and found references to this behavior back in 2005. He’s such a weirdo. To be fair, if I had to clean my own butt with my own tongue, I’d want to add a little water, too.
This is the best picture of Zoe I could get. Oz will strike a pose for me all day long, but every time I’d point the camera in Zoe’s direction, she’d walk away, or turn away, or shake her head, or make some kind of momement that turned the picture blurry.
The dvd player is about to open, and Zoe is about to rub against the tray. Then, I will push the tray closed, and Zoe will look behind the dvd player to see where it went. I took pictures of the entire process, but they all turned out blurry. The cat’s frickin’ twitchy.
There. See? Told ya I was bored. Now you are, too. Mission accomplished. Love spread. You’re welcome.