So. Those notes we’re all supposed to be taking? There’s only one person on my list, and that’s Michael. He bragged, during Easter dinner last night, about how he broke into our house while we were at work recently, and took some of his dad’s tools. Obviously without asking. This information was volunteered while Calvin and I were talking to Marie about staying at our house and taking care of the animals while we’re gone this summer. Michael said, “Oh, good, I’ll get the code for the garage door opener out of her!” To which I responded, “We’re not giving it to her – she has a key.” To which HE responded, “Well, doesn’t matter, I can get in here any time I want.” And proceeded to tell us how he broke in. He could have called – I’m always at my desk or have my cell, and his dad ALWAYS has his cell. He could have WAITED for one of us to get home – the circumstances were the OPPOSITE of any kind of an emergency that would have made it okay to break into our house without permission. And, most importantly (and one thing he’s never been able to grasp for some reason), HE COULD HAVE ASKED instead of just breaking in and taking shit that doesn’t belong to him.
Words fail. Well, one word doesn’t. Asshole.
Channelling Cartman – “I. Am. So. Pissed. Off. Right. Now.”
Poor Calvin. He departed for Chicago today. He was delayed boarding the plane by an hour and a half, then had to sit for another hour on the runway, because there is/was bad weather in Chicago. He’s there now, finally, but it was a suck way to start his trip. I’m waiting for his call right now – he called me from the terminal when he landed, and will be calling me again when he gets into his hotel room.
I’m betting he’ll have room service – ribs, if his past behavior holds true. I? Shall have either leftover roast and mashed potatoes, or a salad. I’m leaning towards the former – just got done working out and mama needs some protein. And a nice glass of Two Buck Chuck. And “Big Bang Theory”.
I was going to post the YouTube video of the song that inspired the subject matter, but something’s wonky with my system audio and I don’t want to post something without verifying that it sounds decent.
Meh. I’m grumpy.