Twit… ter.

Posted: December 3, 2008 in boredom, Food, Headspace, meme, misc, work

1icontehinterwebThe following entry is brought to you by OMG I AM SO BORED IN THIS CLASS OMG.


Posts that would appear if I actually used my Twitter:

– Yeah. Probably won’t take the APICS test. Just because I don’t want to teach the classes necessary for retaining the certification. about 1 second ago
– Yep, still bored. about 30 seconds ago
– Hi, I’m bored. about 5 minutes ago
– I like to chew on ice. about 14 minutes ago
– Hey, nobody said there’d be MATH. about 40 minutes ago
– Back in class again. about 90 minutes ago
– Why do they use so many darned NEEDLES on Fringe? about 12 hours ago
– Turkey pot pie. I am the Best Cook EVAR. about 14 hours ago
– Whisky = NOM. about 15 hours ago
– Srsly. Maybe if I shot myself in the head. You know, generate a little excitement. about 19 hours ago
– I’m so bored in this class, time is going BACKWARDS. about 20 hours ago
– Why hasn’t Avi posted the results yet??? about 22 hours ago
– Must. Win. Buffy. about 24 hours ago


I filled my VERY empty gas tank with the expensive stuff for $39.47. Two words: ROAD TRIP.


Tomorrow I’m going to go to Subway, order an entire footlong Italian BMT, load it up with all the veggies (I mean ALL of them) and extra Extra EXTRA pickles (I say it just like that), light salt and pepper, no oil or mayo or mustard or any of that stuff. Then I’m going to EAT IT ALL. The whole foot. All by myself.

I have a craving.


I know what I’m getting everybody for Christmas. I just have to pull the trigger on the purchases, and then wait for the shipments to start rolling in. Amazon, have I told you lately that I love you?

Crap. Need to get Christmas cards out this weekend.


Okay, I’m going to go smack my forehead on the desk now.

  1. Jen says:

    this class SUXS.

    So bored I could cry.

    And I dislike MATH.

  2. Kim says:

    I do Twitter.
    Because I’m retarded. And this would be my Twitter reply to your Twitter: I like to chew on ice too. But sometimes it makes my teeth hurty.

    Please email me your address because I’m sending you a Christmas card. It’s the least I could send after you sent me a kick-ass cd that I listen to in the car almost every day still!

  3. You should hide liquor in your office somewhere. Ceiling tiles in the bathroom are a good place.

  4. Tony says:

    you don’t need to teach for APICS to maintain your certification … lots of others ways to get points over the 5 years … really not hard … too bad class is boring

  5. Dyskinesia says:

    The least surprising thing you’ve heard all day?

    I ❤ extra pickles too!

  6. Taoist Biker says:

    Just one footlong?


    And the two of you separated-twins keep yer damn pickle breath away from me. (Easier for one of you than the other.)

  7. Laura says:

    Jen – Even CONSUMER MATH???

    Kim – Twitter isn’t retarded, just what I would “tweet” on it would be. Also, noted, I’ll send ya an e-mail. Thanks!

    MTAE – The flask would fit well in my purse, I think.

    Tony – I take it you gained your certification? It’d be worthy, I think, if I intended to continue to follow this career path.

    Dys – Okay, now this is just getting WEIRD.

    TB – Yes, sir.

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