State of My Health Address: In Haiku

Posted: April 7, 2007 in health

I am bedridden.
Not the fun way, since Sunday.
Sleeping gets way old.

ER gets old too.
The place not the show, with no
Goran Visnjic in sight.

My family’s funny.
“I have a pain in my chess…”
Gets laughs every time.

Ode to Vicodin.
Chased with some Pepto Bismol,
and twelve Tylenol.

To live, ah, to eat!
Crackers and water have done
wonders for my waist.

Normalcy, I pray.
Else I will gnaw off my arm
out of sheer boredom.


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