Ode to my Background Picture

Posted: November 29, 2006 in best things, crack, TV, Warm Fuzzy

Oh, Patrick Dempsey!
Delicious, sexy, and hot.
If we met, I’d melt.

Oh, Patrick Dempsey!
Each time I see your picture,
my heart, it flutters.

Oh, Patrick Dempsey!
The only man with whom my
hub would let me sleep.

Oh, Patrick Dempsey!
I wonder if I could get
you in bed with us?

Oh, Patrick Dempsey!
I promise I will really
make it worth your time.

Oh, Patrick Dempsey!
Sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh.
Sigh sigh sigh sigh, for you I
Hyperventilate.

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